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My boredom led me here. My life has been awfully quiet these past years. I am looking for a lad who can brighten up my life and add some spice to my days. I am not looking for a handsome stud or anything. The only thing I want is to have a man in my ...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

What I love about a bloke: a. His naughty mind thinking of me and of the things we can possibly do when we spend the night together. b. His eyes telling me he wants me so much. c. His hands that explores my soul.

As a needy and extremely naughty lady, of course, I want to find a bloke who can satisfy all my needs including the sexual ones. I also want to find the kind of bloke who can ride on with the naughty thoughts in my head.

What I like to do the most is spending some time in the watering hole together with my mates and making sure that I get all the hard drinks that I want until I get tipsy but not up to the point that I am as drunk as a lord.

I like looking at someone's eyes when talking. Aside from it's a sign of respect, it's also a way for me to read what a person truly feels. Don't stop me. How would I know if the man is randy when I have my eyes somewhere?

I don't drink all the time, but when I do, I down all the bottle until I am completely knackered. I can handle my alcohol well despite my age, so you need to be a strong drinker if you want to see how crazy I am when I am hammered.