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Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

Whenever I get off with someone, I like it a lot when their dangly-bits is touching my fanny. Yes, I like the feeling of a hard cock on top of my coochie even though our clothes are still on. And it would be better if the lad is slightly humping towa...

Sometimes I am not sure if I am just bored or plain horny. There's this strange itch inside me that makes me want to look for a man who can scratch it for me. I am not looking for anything in particular. He just needs to have a huge cock that can rea...

Loves to eat cold pizza with cold milk or cold chocolate drink. You may find this weird, but I sometimes dip a cold pizza into a chocolate drink. It's great, but it tastes better with soufflé or any other kind of bread.

People know me as a young lady who is very determined in life. I make sure to do everything that I can just to get what I want. So, if I tell you that I want your cock, I am sure as hell that I am going to get it no matter what.

Reading smutty fanfiction during my downtime is my only source of satisfaction nowadays, aside from doing my academic responsibilities. I am still hopeful that the right bloke would come around and let me experience what I read during the night.