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My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

Music and booze are what fills me up at night. Looking for a man that can fill me up with his floop at night. Size doesn't matter as long as he is smashing in uncle ned. Performance should be exemplary.

Jigsaw puzzles before a shag. I like my mind to be sharp, but I also like to fill my mind with filthy things. After getting off comes snuggling in on the sofa for a few minutes and a lot of snogging too.

I have been very busy with work lately and all I want right now is to have a riot. I want to have a good time with my mates, preferably in the watering hole where we can get a glimpse of the most dishy lads in town.

Whenever I go into films without too many people around, I always thought about how sexy it will be to have a lustful moment in that place. Then we'll get back to watching the film and act as nothing happened. It has actually become a recurring fanta...

Milk with sugar is one of my pet peeves. That's why I always choose the best brand for my almond milk. I hate preservatives and anything that's not natural in my drink though I'd understand if it's food.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?