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Up for a little rumpy-pumpy? I'm so curious! It's always fun to do new things and feel the thrill of being able to do new stuff. Can you turn my fanny to jelly with a few well-chosen words? Let's go for it, make a move!

My biggest pet peeves about men: * Their obsession with action films. I exist too. You might want to watch romantic films with me at least once. * Talking about their self too much. * Being rude to the restaurant staff.

Keeping myself entertained during my days off (yes, I still work in an office at my age) has always been easy. Luckily I found pornography! Partner that with my trusty dildo and I'm all set for the weekend.

I don't think that I am a cruel person, I would just rather be blunt than beat around the bush. Lies are not helpful no matter what the situation may be. I seek an honest man, someone who will not hide their thoughts and emotions from me.

Here's a fact about me: I am a sucker for lads who are tall, handsome, and who has six-pack abs. Once I lay my eyes on those lads, I get really horny that's why my hand automatically reaches down to my fanny.

I've been a tamed lady my whole life and I think it's about time to change all of that. Spending my youth being a prude was a disastrous thing. Decades in and I still have a lot to learn when it comes to shagging. Time to release the beast and hoping...

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.