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Some of my mates call me a nitwit because I don't know how to flirt and how to mess around with handsome lads. Well, I guess they can't blame me for being shy and quite stupid at first especially when who's in front of me is as dishy as David Beckham...

I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

Believe it or not, I don't know how to start things up here. I'm a bit shy but if you could make me feel comfortable with you I'm sure I'd completely open up like a flower ;)

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

Possessing mesmerizing eyes, let me take you away to a place where there are only the two of us. Allow me to kiss your soft skin; let my hands explore your chest while your strong fingers are in between my thighs.

Based on my physique, you might think that I'd be the submissive but I'm actually the one who takes command. Disciplining naughty boys is my specialty, I don't hold back on spanks-- love seeing their arses blush red.

It has been years since I have felt a man’s warmth against my skin. It’s sad that I’m starting to forget how it feels to have passionate sex with someone. I’m here because I’m looking for someone who can make me experience that once again. ...