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Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

What I like to do the most is spending some time in the watering hole together with my mates and making sure that I get all the hard drinks that I want until I get tipsy but not up to the point that I am as drunk as a lord.

How do you measure a man? Through his penis, IMO. A man with a huge one plus with great sex skills is a blessing. When I come across those kinds of men, I don't let them slip through my fingers. Now it's your turn. How do you measure a lass?

My life is already as dull as ditchwater. Well, nothing excites me anymore and what's worse is that I'm having a hard time getting aroused. With that, the reason why I'm here is to seek someone who can help me with my present situation. So, it would ...

Let's play tickles my fancy. Sucking dicks is definitely my thing. My tongue will make yours hard. When you're getting close, I'll deprive you from having that erotic explosion. I'm a bit of a dominant who enjoys hearing her lover's plead.

Looking for a naughty lad who can fulfill my life-long fantasy. Somehow, I have this weird fascination about superheroes developing sexual lust towards the villain. If you want to connect with me, you must be a comic book anorak and roleplay savvy.

"Call me conceited if you don't understand, but call me a sexy confident woman if you've been in my position. But of course, you should be called a strong and sexy prince not a sexy confident woman. That's obvoius, right? I'm used to receiving pr...